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Dear Bruno,

Fri Jul 10, 2009, 10:05 PM
  • Mood: Mad
  • Listening to: My PSP
  • Reading: The Handmaid's Tale
  • Watching: youtube vids
  • Playing: Rock Band 2
  • Eating: cookies
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper
I had a good first impression of you after seeing your actor in Borat, my friend and I could've seen Public Enemies or Transformers again, but we decided to take a chance and watch your movie. While the beginning of your movie made me laugh a bit, I slowly started to realize that your movie was becoming a complete waste of time and money. I don't know if it was too many unnecessary sex scenes or the constant flailing of your penis on the screen, I felt more and more like you wasted my perfectly good time. I often like films that I see and, well, yours happened to be that one I didn't like. If it wasn't for the fact that the lead singer of Coldplay, Slash, Bono, and Sting made a cameo appearance in the end, I would have totally hated your movie. In short, please stop wasting me and my friends time and money. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to find a copy of "Falling Down" and watch that.
Sincerely,
whatever4537

tl;dr: BRUNO IS A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY, EVEN G-FORCE IS BETTER THAN THIS MOVIE.

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  • Current Residence: palmdale
  • Interests: almost anything video games
  • Favourite movie: transformers
  • Favourite band or musician: MCR and Maximum the Hormone
  • Favourite genre of music: rock
  • Favourite artist: -_-....
  • Favourite poet or writer: lemony Snicket :D
  • Operating System: PC :P
  • MP3 player of choice: ghetto PSP
  • Shell of choice: 0_o
  • Favourite game: BIOSHOCK!!!
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBOX 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Kiba
  • Personal Quote: The world's going to hell
  • Tools of the Trade: Waacom wireless tablet

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~OokamiMizu:iconOokamiMizu: Jul 6, 2009, 2:51:49 PM
Oh and don't you dare watch that movie without either me and/or Erika.

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~whatever4537:iconwhatever4537: Jul 6, 2009, 5:36:42 PM
ok then...

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~alciha:iconalciha: Jul 2, 2009, 7:54:43 PM
Thanks for watching!

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~whatever4537:iconwhatever4537: Jul 3, 2009, 8:50:01 AM
np, ur TF2 work is too awesome

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=KittenGreyCat:iconKittenGreyCat: Jul 1, 2009, 11:29:03 AM
Thanks for the fav. c:

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~whatever4537:iconwhatever4537: Jul 1, 2009, 12:30:44 PM
np, I do love being the medic :D

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~puppetmastah:iconpuppetmastah: Jun 22, 2009, 11:52:29 PM
Your webcam made me :iconoshitplz: IRL

poor kitteh :C

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~whatever4537:iconwhatever4537: Jun 23, 2009, 10:11:21 AM
I know, but its just too funneh.

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